NCC

National Cadet Corps aims at developing character and comradeship, as well as keenness for service and capacity for leadership in the youth. It provides military training to the youth and builds a ready reserve, which the Armed Forces could easily make use of in times of national emergency. There are a number of incentives that motivates students to become cadets. Besides being an additional merit while seeking to join the forces or taking up other jobs, NCC also motivates cadets to perform to their best by offering scholarships, cash awards, prizes, medals, trophies etc. Apart from service and institutional training, the cadets also participate in other actvities like Community Development, Youth Exchange Programme, Adventure Sports Training. Taking part in NCC Day, Republic day Camp etc. not only gives the students an opprtunity to visit different cities/states of India but also interact with cadets from different parts of the country.

 

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Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? I can explain. It's very valuable. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

Okay, I like a challenge. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. You're going to do his laundry? No, she'll probably make me do it. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! No, she'll probably make me do it.

I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! You know, I was God once. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!