Chairman's Desk

 Greetings to our prospective students of M.B.College of Commerce & Shri G.M.N. Lalji Arts College, Dehgam accredited "B" Grade by NAAC . We look forward to your joining this most reputed, prestigious, the oldest and the biggest Institute of Dehgam Taluka with qualified and competent faculty, excellent facilities and adequate infrastructure, both for curricular and extracurricular activities. The College was established in June, 1966  to take up the challenges of effective education and training of professionals for careers in Arts and commerce. The institute has excellent infrastructure. HOLISTIC DEVELOPMENT of students is the only drive of the institute.. The college and Dehgam Taluka Education Society has developed and flourished under the leadership of the then income tax commissioner, Shri Mangalbhai P.Patel, who nurtured the Institute for last 35years.The College has well equipped class rooms, Interactive Learning Center, beautiful premises, well natured garden, separate reading Hall, Rich Library, fully equipped Computer lab, DELL Lab, healthy academic atmosphere, boarding facilities, staff residence and a play ground to make solid infrastructure of College.

The institute provides five full-fledge subjects at UG level. The College has proud history of Sports, NSS and NCC. The active participation of institute in co-curricular activities has enabled to snatch numerous trophies and awards from various youth festivals and sports meets. Our College aims to educate, train, develop and prepare young generation in the field of Arts, commerce and business to make them effective, confident and self reliant.


Dr. 

Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! They're like sex, except I'm having them! Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Now what? You don't know how to do any of those.

Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? I can explain. It's very valuable. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

Okay, I like a challenge. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. You're going to do his laundry? No, she'll probably make me do it. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! No, she'll probably make me do it.

I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! You know, I was God once. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!